A joke for you

BillN

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Aug 25, 2010
123
S W France
Bill
not posted for a few days - I've been distracted!!

anyway here is a joke

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied.
He slipped into his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house."Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying b!s!ta?d! You've been playing golf!"
 

BBW

Administrator Emeritus
Jul 7, 2010
123
betwixt and between
BB
Never would I have guessed the punchline! Thankfully, I'm not married to a golfer - oh, and I'm his secretary.:biggrin:

Good one, Bill! You've been missed!
 

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