When I poop, the people in the woods can hear me from the suburbs. Does that count??
Once upon a time there was a bear in the woods, and he decided he had to poop.
So, he found a nice spot, squatted, and began doing his business. Shortly after, a rabbit came along. He said:
"Mr. Bear, I need to poop too. May I poop next to you?"
"Sure", said the bear.
After a bit, the bear looks at the rabbit and says:
"Mind if I ask you a personal question?"
"Not at all", said the rabbit.
"Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"
"Why no." said the rabbit.
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.