3 guys are ship wrecked on an island. Every day for over 5 years they walk the beach. One day they see a brass lantern in the sand.
One picks it up and starts to rub it clean. Much to their surprise, a Genie appears from the lantern. The Genie says thank you for setting me free.
I will grant you 3 wishes. So the guy with the lantern says, it's only fair that we all get 1 wish. They agree.
The first guy quickly says, I want to go home. The Genie raises his hand and POOF, he's gone home.
The second guy says, I want to go home too...
The Genie raises his hand and POOF, he's gone home.
So the Genie ask the third guy, what wish may I do for you?
The guy says, bring back my friends, I miss them....