Jokes - how about a few - clean ones of course

[BillN]

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'.

"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"Well, It's Not Unusual."

 

[BBW]

Tom Jones!!!!! I haven't thought of Tom in years...though I think he did have a resurgence - or was that Tony Bennet?

 

[Streetshooter]

3 guys are ship wrecked on an island. Every day for over 5 years they walk the beach. One day they see a brass lantern in the sand.
One picks it up and starts to rub it clean. Much to their surprise, a Genie appears from the lantern. The Genie says thank you for setting me free.
I will grant you 3 wishes. So the guy with the lantern says, it's only fair that we all get 1 wish. They agree.

The first guy quickly says, I want to go home. The Genie raises his hand and POOF, he's gone home.
The second guy says, I want to go home too...
The Genie raises his hand and POOF, he's gone home.

So the Genie ask the third guy, what wish may I do for you?
The guy says, bring back my friends, I miss them....

 

[BBW]

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Is there a moron antidote wish?????

 

[bilzmale]

A young man visits his elderly aunt to find her quite distressed. On enquiring she explains "I've been working on this new jig saw puzzle for hours and can't get any pieces to match".

The young man replies "What about if I make us both a nice cup of tea and then after we'll put all the cornflakes back in the box."

 

[BBW]