See what happened was that you almost caught her fondling.Well. I'm not being left out of this fetish thingy! So I went in to the bin to fondle last nights remains of Spaghetti in puttanesca (home made of course) sauce. Nah, did nothing for me, got a strange look from the wife as she walked in the kitchen though.
Now if you google puttansca that will ruffle some feathers!
ps. Only Italians can cook pasta and pizza properly.
Now you try running your fingers across a Pizza!