My fetish

Well. I'm not being left out of this fetish thingy! So I went in to the bin to fondle last nights remains of Spaghetti in puttanesca (home made of course) sauce. Nah, did nothing for me, got a strange look from the wife as she walked in the kitchen though. :redface:
Now if you google puttansca that will ruffle some feathers!

ps. Only Italians can cook pasta and pizza properly.

Now you try running your fingers across a Pizza! :dance4:
 
Well. I'm not being left out of this fetish thingy! So I went in to the bin to fondle last nights remains of Spaghetti in puttanesca (home made of course) sauce. Nah, did nothing for me, got a strange look from the wife as she walked in the kitchen though. :redface:
Now if you google puttansca that will ruffle some feathers!

ps. Only Italians can cook pasta and pizza properly.

Now you try running your fingers across a Pizza! :dance4:

See what happened was that you almost caught her fondling.
She's still a closet fondler and never knew you were also...
Thus the strange look.

I have a wealthy friend Roger that eats pizza with a fork and knife. I always make sure that I get into the pizza fondling procedure and get sauce on my face when we do pizza together.
He gazes at me like the commoner that I am.....

By the way, he's a pasta fondler but no one knows.....yet!
 
Wow! Sounds a bit draconian. I'm sure you can get as many fetishes as you want on your iphone/smartphone/android/blackberry. If you are that way inclined *looks at no-one in particular...
 
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