BillN
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- Name
- Bill
Taken from another Forum
Scouser = a person from Liverpool
No offence to any Liverpudlian - (they are Jokes!!)
Jokes.... old ones
Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
A: The accused.(yes i know it's an old one)
Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. < My fav
Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.
Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please.
Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?
A: What are you looking at?
Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ?
A: The Bride
Scouser = a person from Liverpool
No offence to any Liverpudlian - (they are Jokes!!)
Jokes.... old ones
Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
A: The accused.(yes i know it's an old one)
Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. < My fav
Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.
Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please.
Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?
A: What are you looking at?
Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ?
A: The Bride